Fifty shades of Mr Darcy: A parody - William Codpiece Thwackery

Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy unlaces the stays of literature itself, in a breathtakingly funny parody of the bestselling 'romance' that's getting everyone hot under the collar.

'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding whip, must be in want of a pair of pale, bare, female buttocks to thrash...'

At least, that was how it seemed to Elizabeth Bennet. Tied to the bedpost in Darcy's chamber, her stays unlaced and her drawers in a state of disarray, trembling in anticipation of the first touch of leather upon her unblemished skin, she pondered upon the circumstances that had brought her to this most indecorous pass.

Whatever would Lady Catherine say?