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Greetings, mortal reader…
It is I, Count Dracula. While the boss was otherwise occupied - muttering poetry, quoting Leipoldt, and rearranging stock with theatrical flair - I slipped silently into the shop. I overheard whispers of a refusal to grant another sale this year. How tedious. How utterly… mortal.
So, I decided to intervene. Quietly. Elegantly. Everything—every book, every story, every secret hiding on the shelves—is now 30% off.
And for those daring enough to indulge in larger hauls, I have bestowed free shipping on orders over R1000.
This mischief will continue… until the boss discovers it and puts a stop to my fun.
Enter if you dare.
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